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sha:wat do you call a deer with no eye?

charlie:NO IDEA(no eye-dear)

may:HAHA..then wat do you call a deer with no eye that aint moving?

charlie:STILL NO IDEA(still no eye-deer)

ying,atirah,hana,jayvene:o_O

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crayons.drawings.fairytales.

5Aristotle=)

 

yes.we drew those.

A wish like neon page

 

i like it.

i noe it doesnt make much sense now.

but it will..

soon

 

 

 

 

i hope=)

went to get my phone.2 missed calls.016 number

called the person back

ying:hi

X;hi.who's this

ying:Hi.sorry.who's this?

X:who's on the line?

ying:*realises who's on the phone* aiyo..wat are u doing la.

*i hung up the call*

ying:*shouts*MOM!!!why are u miss calling me when ur upstairs??

mom:*shouts back from her room*ehh??how'd u manage to tell?

ying:*walks to mom's room* it's pretty obvious ok

mom:alarh.and i was holding my breath when talking.

ying:..........how'd u get that 016 number anyways?

mom:oh..i got it for free and since ur bro got a new phone i decided to try this number on his old phone.really can tell it was me ah?

ying:...............................

oops...it proves how bad i am at names.

it's not shafeeq.it's shanmugam.

LOL!!

was talking to lai and i realised i have only 8 minutes to get ready to go for bm seminar = I'M LATE!

esh.anyways.i got there and i realised my card was with li.

and li was having lunch with peter.

which also means.

i couldnt go in.

aneways..was waiting for li to come back when i saw shafeeq.he came and gave me li's card. said that she left early and forgot her card earlier on during the english seminar.

 

great.now i have li's card and she has mine. was about to go in with the card using her name when i saw her taking her own sweet time walking in with peter=).

ying:dear.ur card.

li:HUH?how;d u get my card?

ying:shafeeq gave it to me

li:but i thought i took mine?

ying:huh?wat u mean?

li:i took a card b4 i left.alarh.maybe i left it on the table.

*after 4 hours*

li:eh.break time.jom let's go grab sumthing to eat.

ying:k.

we met shafeeq on our way down and he asked li whether she's gotten her card yet

shafeeq:blur la u.forgot ur card

li:noo.but i'm dead sure i took a card b4 i left! *search into her bag and took a card out* see! i told u i took a card before i left.

ying:erm.li...u dont have 2 cards..do you?

li:*reads the card* oh!.oops..

 

li's name is lianne letitia ritchie.

the card writes.lianna sabia.

i almost died laughing.

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went to bakery's cottage to get some bread.service was horrid.

ying;excuse me?

there werent any cashier..took them long enuf to realise that we wanted to pay for their food.

after paying

ying:thx.have a nice day=)

cashier:*stares and says nothing*

 

 

and they complained when we were placed as the 3rd rudest country in the world.

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again.moms.

ying:did u fill up the petrol in the car?

mom:no.

ying:why??*points at the needle* it's dying.?!i reminded you just now rite?

mom:oh.i forgot the pinnumber for the your petrol card.

 

in the end we went to bP coz we realised we were very close to having to push the car if we dont refill the petrol soon.

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stupid replacement school day.

keng mun:eh.u went to school today?

ying:eh.no la.i'm not taking the paper.eh wait.today's a saturday!no class la.go school for wat?

keng mun:replacement.

ying:oh.wait.u serious? *time shows 2.30PM*

keng mun:so u dint go lar?

ying:i dint even know we had to go to school.

damn smart.

now i have things to scare myself with apart from clowns.

why la ying...why la

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neways...back to the open hse..ohmydearlord..the kids are ADORABLE!!!

 

ok.ALOT of kids..playing pass the parcel...well..it was a very stupid mistake to make when we were wrapping the parcel..me and my dear cousins forgot to write the instructions on the wrapper..smart rite..

ying and cousins:*shyt.wat to do now*

cousin:ok la ying.i shall leave this situation to you.

ying: o_O..

*music stops playing*

cousin:make them sing

ying:*talks to the girl who got the parcel*dear..can you sing?

girl:*stares at me* *keeps quiet*

ying:*i'm dead* *maybe she doesnt understand english* *change my language into mandarin* dear.can you sing?

girl:*nods*

ying:so shall we sing?

girl:*shakes head

ying:*er.ok.great* ok.why not this.we all sing a song?and since it's mooncake festival..we shall sing *yue liang yuan*?

girl:*nods*

 

after the song..we had to continue with the game again..this time..the song stopped..and the parcel was with a lil boy.

cousin:*smiles wickedly at me*

ying:*stares back at her* *turns back to the lil boy* hi.

boy:*smiles*

ying:*praying that he will make my life easy* hmm..since you have that parcel now..can you introduce urself to every1 else?

boy:*still kept smiling*

ying:*oh boy*what is your name?

boy:*still smiling*

ying:aiyo..u dont tell me your name the game cannot go on 1 wor...and i'm pretty sure u have a very nice name that u would like to tell us rite?

boy:*mumbles sumthing*

ying:*i cant hear* dear.i cant hear you.why not you say it out louder so everyone can hear you?

boy:*SHOUTS*

 

i was standing right bside him.and when kids shout.they really shout.my poor ears.

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after the game when every1 else went to play with lanterns.there was a boy who was still sitting on the chair refusing to move.

ying:soo...shall we go play with candles now?

boy:i dunwan...candles aren't fun to play with

ying:.hmm..so what do u wanna play?

boy:HIDE AND SEEK!*starts running around*

ying:*omg.you joking rite?* erm..why not we go play candle and then i will play hide and seek with you later..ok?

boy:not ok..i wanna play hide and seek*hops happily around*

ying:*loooks around and grab a sweet* hmm..why not we make a deal?we shall go play with the laterns and candles 1st..and then we will play hide and seek later?i'll give u a sweet if you agree?

boy:*runs a circle* OK!!..runs upstairs without taking the sweet.

*5 seconds later*

boy:*runs down again* *big huge smile on his face* *pulls me along* YAY..let's go play with candles!HURRY UP jie jie

ying:=)..here's the sweet i promised..

boy:*SMILES*(Omygosh.it was such an angelic smile!!)THANK YOU!!!

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kids are angels...

my phone died last week

 

my connection ditched me for the past 3 weeks..

sheesh..

 

exams...are finishing on this thursday.=)

WAHHAHA..

sensei is in japan now

 

i hope he is havin a nice time..

 

 

 

 

hope he doesnt forget to buy me sweets...XD

 

haven't blog for ages.

 

XD

 

oh.i met someone today,and there was only one word to describe him.WOW

 

seriously.

thx =)

 

had a great time

 

stupid lorry.i do hope he doesnt have a brother who drives a lorry and wants revenge tho.

was driving a crv...suddenly a loorry appear infront of my car

 

*tried horning the horn but no sound*

 

*BOOOOOM*

 

ok..maybe not boom but yea.the middle part of the lorry..cement lorry to be exact.. the metal part and eveyrthing hit right into my car.

 

the lorry was driver was rushing at that time and tried to cut my lane without seeing the side mirror..soo yea.

esh.

 

oh..my mom said i'm lucky cz if i was driving a smaller or a not so tough car..i could have really died.

 

 

 

 

=)

 

my dad was saying that i din like the crv since my myvi came on the day the crv crashed...

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